Daily Emo Fix

israelmekaniko:

• If you tell the magtataho: “Grande, nonfat, no whip please.”
• If you screamed  when you saw a lizard in the toilet: “Ew, may Lacoste! May Lacoste!”
• Sosyal: “Miss, is this on sale?” Saleslady: “Yes ma’am!” Sosyal: “Yuck.”
• If you ride the jeep for the first time and you asked: “Manong how much? 8.00 only? Okay, I’ll make libre everyone na!”
• If you brought your yaya to your barkada outing para may taga-ihaw kayo sa resort.
• When you make donations your Hermes bags to the victim of bagyo
• When you make pamabahay your Lacoste Shirt.
• You used the word ‘supeeeerr’ in everything you said: Friend: “Hey bruh, treat mo naman ako. Let’s go to Bora!” Sosyal: “Suupppeeeerr naman kapal your face!? Supeeer bestfriends?
• When you and your sosyal classmates are talking in the library, “scholar siya? kwawa naman.”
• When the designer said: “The dress will be expensive ha?” And you said: “It better be!”
• When you don’t know what turon because you call it banana lumpia or banana fritters.
• Kapag Inutusan mo ang yaya mo: Sosyal: “Yaya, come ovah here! (with accent) Yaya: “Yes señorito, bakit po?” Sosyal: “Here’s Php 20,000. Mamalengke ka! Wag ka uuwi na may sukli ha.”
• Sosyal na pulubi: “Pa-beg. I need braces eh.”
• When you have your homework and you said, “Okay, I’ll tell my yaya’s P.A. to do it!”
• When you said ‘twirrer’ instead of ‘twiterrrr’
• Kapag kausap mo yung friend mo and nagmamadali kang umalis. “I have to go na, nagpapasundo si Mom.” She asked where, and you said: “Sa Madrid.”
• If your aircon is too cold, so you tell your maid: “Yaya, turn on the heater!”
• If, after performing a certain “job”, you tell your maid: “Yahyah, mouthwash!”

WAHAHAHA. leche, may lacoste.